Post by rayman on Apr 13, 2009 0:00:14 GMT
so.. when peeps die they go to heaven right..
well lemme ask you this.. if heaven is perfect than hell is imperfect?
so this world is imperfect.. is this hell ? .. if we imagine heaven..
than the following list would be in heaven..
weed ofcourse.. i mean.. you can't get cancer.. and you can't get sick because heaven is perfect.
beer.. same like weed..
hash same like beer
peeps with whinebottles in their asses..(face it.. whats a better way for a enema ? or whatever you ami's call it..)
any other drugs.. you can't o'd or die..
guns 'you're already dead..so why not lose your "earthly aggresion..peeps cant die by it right?"
never have diarea, face it it's a nuissance..
never have toilets..
never feeling relief (because before you're annoyed by it.. when for example drank 8 beers and didn't pee, and than you have to go really bad but you can't for some reason wich is not perfect..)
or you could just shit and pee in your pance and it would be instant clean cuz heaven is perfect right ?
never having to vomit..
you fill in the rest..
oh yeah.. if heaven is perfect..
THAN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GATE.. IF THERE IS A GATE THAN THERE IS A FENCE.. otherwise a gate would be useless.. and abald guycalled petrus.. a gate and fence is meant to keep people in and out.. so if it's a perfect place..why can't we leave as we please ?
also.. having everything spoils humans.. because it's our nature to be spoiled when we have to much.. so peeps in heaven must be spoiled beyong imagening.
so.. my conclusions.. humans are not fit for heaven unless we change when we go there.. but than again you can say that humans won't go to heaven but we change into a being that can..
note to self : smoke less..